You see, Cedric Diggory was murdered! By Ron Weasley’s pet rat!
— Albus Dumbledore, alternate Harry Potter lines.
Ayn Randers
Dear Ayn,
I’m trying to figure out which color dress to get my daughter for her First Communion. Is red gauche?
— Paint the Dress Red
Dear Paint,Hmmm, this is a tough one. On one hand, I hate communism (“Reds”). On the other hand, I hate religion. On the third hand, I hate women. FYI, do you know how I got that third hand? I bought it from a child! Ho HO! He was easily tricked into selling me his hand for a nickel and a pious man’s drum! I have a baker’s dozen child-hands in my glove compartment!!!!
Hope this helps,
Ayn
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